Super Soaker

A fat person when they splash into a pool

Person 1: Who made that big splash?
Person 2: It’s that super soaker over there.

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 27, 2022

tcu soak

when you go to tcu and a jesus boy and you want to please the lord, but you also wanna smash..

"wanna tcu soak?"

by TCU soak October 22, 2022

damien shawkeyed

you got damien shawkeyed get nae naed and anal raped by a racoon at 3:27:19 AM on Saturday November 4th, 2023

Ron: OH NO!
billy: what?
ron: I GOT DAMIEN SHAWKEYED
billy: oh fuck, welp guess you better anal fuck it back!

by damienshawkey1394 August 25, 2022

croaker soaker

A very massive wet poop, which is usually really smelly. It is also known to refer to the sound it makes, when filling up the pot. Croaker soakers usually happens when someone consumes baked beans.

When Bob pulled his hammy off his work truck, he had to take a massive croaker soaker.

Woah dude, be right back. Got to take a gigantic croaker soaker upstairs.

by Aconnelly16 January 28, 2023

mormons soaking mormons

mornification

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons

by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

tea soaker

when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea

Lupinoni would rather be a tea soaker than a teabagger any day of the week

by Vivi Chan the Dragon December 2, 2023