Smooshies

A randomm blonde dude... Who quite frankly (his name is Smooshie!!!) Is rather horny :P

Smooshies taste a bit of jizz....
Coz i jizzed in ma pants :P

by Bimbo Timbo September 5, 2009

smoo

Prowling with intent. It's like slicked back hair, open shrit, greasy, easy chat up likes like 'is there a mirror in your pants?' and smelling like old spice and trying hard to smoo on the opposite sex.

Can also mean trying to sweet talk someone. Usually to gain sexual favours.

Guy 1 to Friend: Shall we go out tonight and smoo on some hot girls?
The smooed: Ugh, that creep was totally smooing on me.
Are you trying to smoo me?

by smooed June 16, 2010

smoosh

A slang word created by Vanessa and Virginia. No one else gets the definition and if they try to then they are just being lame.

smoosh you smooshhead!

by AlexWreck June 7, 2004

Skoosh

A sip borrowed from someone elses beveridge. For show!

OI Knobend! Gies a Skoosh au yer juice

by JC PURE MAN July 16, 2008

Smoob

Side Man Boob

That dude on the biggest looser has large saggy smoobs

by smoobsareyuck January 21, 2011

skoosh

A fart that occurs while masterbaiting.

Last night i was slappin the ole' salami around when I let out a skoosh that smelled so bad that i went limp and had to stop.

by G wag December 22, 2007

SHMOOSH

verb -- to squeeze, usu. the face of your da bubby; could be misinterpreted as something naughty

"I am going to shmoosh you like you've never been shmooshed before!"

by da bubbalub June 19, 2008