shark

often used in pool or billiards to describe a hustler or very talented player.

There are pool sharks in many Paul Newman movies.

by Jonathan February 17, 2004

Tallahassee Land Shark

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009

loan shark

someone of a very shady reputation, whom you would borrow money from only as a last resort. they'll charge outrageous interest, and if you fail to pay up, they'll send some of their goons to break your legs.

i borrowed money from vito the loan shark. i missed a payment, and his thugs come around and broke my arm!

by andrew July 21, 2004

Shark Punch

A powerful and explosive uppercut delivered to the an unsuspecting females vagina from below.

(This uppercut tries to duplicate hunting patterns of the Great White Sharks off of Seal Island in Southern Africa. Where the sharks have learned to wait for prey in the murky depths, then they swim upward at great speeds, slamming into it's prey sending it dazed up several feet into air.)

Dude, I never saw that "Shark Punch" coming and I don't think her vagina saw it either.

Shelia flopped around like a dying seal after her cooze got "Shark Punched"!

by Da Mad M September 9, 2010

Hunter's Mark

This term orginally pioneered by the Great Sessorous and Sayre of the Crushridge Server, used to identify the tattoo worn above a hot female’s ass, it is derived from World of Warcraft, where the hunter uses this ability to mark his prey. Much like males in R.L. (Real Life) wish to mark the ass of a female you would like to “bang the shit out of”.

"Did you see the Hunter's Mark on her?"
"Yahhh boooy, I'm about to activate my Rapid Fire, and Aimed Shot that booty till there's NO HP left".

by Patrick Helmus, and Douglas Stein July 17, 2007

Bear with a shark

A security system made by StrongBad of homestarrunner.com to protect beloved StrongBadia from enemies...Or scare The Cheat.

Because da Cheat, he's always afraid when he sees a... a...bear holding a...shark?

by Adolf December 7, 2004

jumping the shark

It is the precise moment when you recognize that something is really over although it's momentum carries it on for a few steps.

She lit another cigarette and looked away. Her eyes looking beyond me told me for sure that the shark had been jumped.

Howard Dean's campaign jumped the Shark when he stood on the stage raving and shaking his fist at the crowd.

by J. Salyer March 22, 2004