small package

Tiny male genitals, usually found on those who commit rape and or hate crimes.

I was dissapointed with Reggie's penis, he really had a small package.

by Your Mom July 22, 2003

small penis

brett dash has one

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Small Change

This Tom Waits album is from 1976. It's his fourth, and again he has evolved just a bit. With more than half of the album about drunkenness and alcohol, Waits has deviated quite a bit in writing style. He is still quite hysterical in Step Right Up, but now there are mournfully slow songs like Bad Liver and a Broken Heart. The music itself is much more depressed, with lower notes and slower speeds on many songs, but diversely more laughable lyrics on others.

An excerpt from Small Change's-
Pasties And A G-String

Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
And the porno floor show, live nude girls,
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty morgan and watermelon rose
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines, a bottle full of rum,
Shes so good, to make a dead man come

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Small PENIS

What I have

I HAVE A small PENIS

by COUNTCOOLDUDE666 July 1, 2019

small potatoes

Something that is of small importance or is little.

From the Show "Dead Like Me":

MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind

by Jason12 September 23, 2008

small ass sushi

An term used for asian cocks that were no bigger that a baby's pinky finger.

Josh's small ass sushi was offered at a local chinese buffet.

by Fear_Hybrid January 28, 2007

Small Dick

Something that anyone named nick has and blows

Nick has such a small dick

by Bertbugbrent February 24, 2009