you. You're the simp.
by splashmountainigga February 1, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Raph: Omg amalia is so pretty
Kade: Your such a simp
later that day
Kade: *gives angie a flower*
Raph: and you call me a simp
Kade: Your such a simp
later that day
Kade: *gives angie a flower*
Raph: and you call me a simp
by hehehiii June 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by apekatt August 1, 2020
Get the simpmug. Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”
To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”
To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019
Get the SIMPmug.