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Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
by Unknown :0 February 24, 2009
mugGet the Second Lifemug.

chad the second

by Penisbutt the second April 3, 2017
mugGet the chad the secondmug.

Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.
Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”
by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019
mugGet the Second basemanmug.

Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
by @username November 25, 2018
mugGet the Football Secondsmug.

Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.
The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.
mugGet the Second respondermug.

second nut

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels
by nutboy21 November 18, 2020
mugGet the second nutmug.

Second ass

"Shes got a nice second ass on her head"
by mikkelHelmström February 10, 2017
mugGet the Second assmug.

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