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school

mom- "are you ready to go to school yet?" me-" do i have to go to hell today?"
by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017
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school

the worst thing ever. you are forced to go there for 6 hours a day, sit in chairs which have shit on them, deal with annoying teachers, put up with people who make you wanna slam your head on the desk so hard that you fucking die. it's a fucking terrible system that says you are stupid if you aren't good at taking exams and regurgitating unoriginal information, you wont want to learn, you'll only worry about passing. if you have a lot of creative potential school won't give a fuck, they'll make you study bullshit like the fucking Pythagorean theorem and so much other shit you don't need. although we do need reading, writing and some maths and that's fair but they teach so much shit you will never need in life. they tell you to use your time wisely yet school is the worst fucking use of time ever. when we need to know facts we have GOOGLE for that. it only creates pressure, stress, disappointment, self-loathing and i fucking hate it, im not just a pissed student, i need to speak for those who can't put it into words.
parent: 41%?! you are stupid
student: i never signed up for this,i fucking hate school
by nobody504 September 17, 2019
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School

A place where you waste 18 years of life. It is also known as torture. Its sometimes considered worse than jigsaw's games.
by Luv Einglesh November 5, 2017
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school

S.C.H.O.O.L
Seven
Crappy
Hours

Of

Our

Lives
school
by MCMagicPie November 13, 2011
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School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014
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School

A fucking hell whole that tortures you and makes you wanna throw yourself off a cliff
“Omg we have to go to school”,

“I wanna throw myself off a cliff
by NO1 U ! January 12, 2023
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