Schizophrendick

A guy who gives good dick but he’s kinda nuts

“Yeah he was nuts but I miss his Schizophrendick…”

by Michaelcheesehairy November 2, 2025

Schizofumia

When someone believes they’re mad but they aren’t

I think he has schizofumia the way he thinks he’s mad

by Seniormonkey November 4, 2025

schizosopher

schizo + philosopher

"hi"
"hi how r u"
"it is inevitable and you can do nothing to escape it. make the most of it."
"ok schizosopher""

by brojevskij November 6, 2025

Schizophrenic Stoner

A schizophrenic stoner refers to a schizophrenic who likes to smoke weed and doesn't have any negative effects from it and enjoys being being high.

My cousin is a Schizophrenic Stoner and always has money for snacks! That's actually awesomesauce.

by Best people’s December 25, 2025

Schizmaxing

Alternate of schizomaxing. Describes maxing ones perceived craziness in an attempt to manipulate others. Typically relates to gaming strategies in which players act weird or employ unconventional (seemingly crazy) strategies to lure opponents into a false sense of security or mess with them.

I am schizmaxing my build; going to mass workers and build a happy safe space without any combat units.

Schizmaxing my loadout, going to spam smoke drones and smoke grenades.

by DarkVigilante93 January 7, 2026

controller schizophrenia

This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.

"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."

by ThatInternetDweller June 1, 2017

Health Schizophrenia

When someones brain creates the illusion of a health problem, and they believe It to be factual.

You have Health Schizophrenia sir. We have tested you, and you still insist on having this problem.

by Woman Man Dog December 5, 2019