Samuel Ross-Gower

A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.

That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.

Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!

by SmokingHotNinja March 10, 2009

Samuel O'Hare

Someone who is always on your thoughts. Someone who is always in your heart. Someone who you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. Someone who just with a soft spoken word, can change the outlook of your day. He is the most incredible person that'll walk into your life and from that day on, you'll share only special moments with. Life is not easy, but he will change every dynamic known to you. He is someone you look forward to seeing, knowing, being with and forever present in your mind, you'll know he's the one you want to see the world with. He's sincere, incredibly handsome, sweet, caring, super charming and that one hug of his is enough to set you free. You'll look forward to spending the future in his arms.

To me, Samuel O'Hare is all i know, all i see. To me, he is the only one i ever hoped would be. Today, tomorrow and forevermore.

by KristyCall01 May 24, 2010

sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.

"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."

by adecasp January 15, 2011

Samuel clemmens

A good ol fashioned rim job made to bring gay and straight couples back together.Has many variations as the old fashioned samuel clemmens and the sloppy clemmens

linal gave liness a samuel clemmens.

by Sw4G sK8t3rz August 6, 2012

Samplebombing

Gorging yourself @ a local grocery store by accessing free samples.

Billy was able to enjoy a free smorgasbord @ COSTCO by samplebombing.
Technique:
Compliment the sever on how lovely her hair net makes her look.
Guaranteed to increase sample portion size 9 out of 10 times.

Double dipping by palming or claiming multiple samples are required for your fictional family.

Circle and return after reversing hat/jacket or putting sweatshirt hood up/down.
Extreme samplebombers will boost hair colour and dye their hair in the washroom.

Sneeze and/or Cough on the sample platter and insist you eat em all.
"it would be criminal to throw them out with all the people starving in the world."

Or the "Full Monty" distraction of the server by pretending you are having an allergic reaction to the product. Flop around on the cold concrete. After she runs to get assistance reap your reward. Easy as picking up road kill.

Rookie Reminder:

1. Wear your larger waist size Kirkland Jeans.

2. Check out Abblebee's online to determine what samples are available @ COSTCO.

by sillybillyboy April 24, 2014

Samuel Artist

SamUel is an one of a kind boy. His voice is powerful and beautiful. His love is strong. When in love, he seems to love like no other. His one of a kind difference is special to everyone around him. You can also trust him. Don't hesitate he is very respectful and charming. His laugh is the only on of his kind. Very kind. His artwork is so great and it tells the story of a boy who experienced a lot in that time. Great singer his singing is an artwork as well. His smile brings life. His looks are so good!! Usually described as spicy, sexy, and hot😍😍😍😍😍

Girl: Who is he
Boy: oh he is samuel the one who is so good looking DAYUM SAMUEL.

Girl: Samuel Artist come here!😍😍

by Peachex Purity😍😍 May 15, 2016

Samuel Hopkins

A great guy

That is so Samuel Hopkins

by TheCryonicArmy September 30, 2016