get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Ready Rip

Disposable vape

Lets do a ready rip before lunch

by Poonjobbi December 10, 2025

Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

prawn ready

Being a pro Hank player is being prawn ready

Person1: Why are you playing as Hank? He sucks.
Person2: Because I was PRAWN READY!

by Ilovehanktheprawn April 9, 2024

white boy ready

A white boy ready to fuck at a drop of a dime

My ex said she prefers white boy ready guys

by Ain't hard to find July 12, 2023

Stuffed and Ready

Meaning fucked or about to be fucked, in other terms a male’s semen has been “stuffed”

Damn she’s stuffed and ready for the night.

by Yayo_kilos February 1, 2019

kicked back hard and ready to go

Kicked back hard and ready to go

It's kicked back hard and ready to go

by Ms.Porkchop March 27, 2024