Radio Raped 

When you are forced to listen to someone else's music because they are playing it so loud!

Cher was sitting around the camp fire talking when she was radio raped by her camp neighbor.

Radio Raped by Cherry Chevelle September 4, 2017

Mortality rate 

Death, a lot of death...

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.

Mortality rate by death69 September 15, 2021

The Ramen Rater 

A website where instant noodles are reviewed. Very useful when going to the asian grocery and faced with a confusing wall of ramen[ noodles. www.theramenrater.com.

I was in Seattle at an asian grocery and couldn't read any of the noodle bags, so I hit up The Ramen Rater for some help.

The Ramen Rater by dogjuice February 24, 2012

How do you rate? 

An expression of envy at someone else's fortune.

Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!

How do you rate? by Mortbane June 6, 2016

second rate 

Something that is disgusting, displeasing or boring.

Urrrgh that is second rate man.

second rate by lewy15 May 22, 2008

rhino raped 

When someone runs up behind you grabs your shoulders and jams their knee up your ass, or makes a fist and gives you an upper cut into your ass

Jesus, dude I just got rhino raped on the way to Trig

rhino raped by DerektheDude September 26, 2006

Rate Your Music 

A site that tries to be the musical equivalent to IMDb, but is just another music board that is filled with pseudo-intellectual indie twats who try to out-hip each other.

Has ridiculously high ratings for generic whiny indie bands (Radiohead, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pavement, ...) and therefore cannot be taken seriously.

Music fan: "What is the darkest band you've heard?"

HipsterIrony17: "Coldplay."
IndieFuckswit: "HAHAHA, I lol'd."
Douchebag#1: "OP is an idiot, worst thread ever!!!"

Typical forum discussion on Rate Your Music.

Rate Your Music by celeb March 6, 2012