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Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.
I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.
by KBAZ January 11, 2024
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purse

the stash of "good shit" you hold back for yourself.
Come on Ol' girl bust out the "purse", I know this ain't the good shit you are selling me.
by Rex Turbo November 11, 2007
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medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs
The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.
by Bryonia June 5, 2010
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
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Man purse

The contraband and occasional cellphone storage compartment of a males anus, who is in jail or is facing immediate jail time.
Make sure to break the filters off your cigarettes before you put them in your man purse, that way you can fit more in it.
by MrSnatchSlayer November 4, 2020
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Crack purse

Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.
I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!
by Rick wtb dick June 13, 2018
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Rubbing her purse

I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.
by Jtown J July 6, 2022
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