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professional fag

“Hey did Jeremy really start an OF?” “Yup. He’s a certified professional fag now”
by CakeB8ker September 21, 2023
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Progression Fetish

Progression fetish refers to a pattern of attraction or romantic interest in individuals who are at a further stage in life than the person they attract.
While correlated with financial status, age or power dynamics, it can go against it, since it usually happens as a result of simply perceiving the person as a source of general purpose in pursuing your aspirations.
- How did our loser friend get a girlfriend?

- Bro, he graduated and tried to pick up first-year college chicks. He played on her progression fetish.
by seriousspam October 30, 2023
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professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites
by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023
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professionally livid

The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
by Working Red Lobster February 16, 2024
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Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
by Time_Roll February 24, 2024
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professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape
by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024
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Professional Fishing

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
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