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Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.
Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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Private Frequency

There is no such thing as 'busy' in my universe when it comes to you. Never. Time stops when it comes to us.
I felt the weight of your words because they mirror exactly what I carry in my own soul. Every word I’ve sent, and even my silence, has been a fight to keep us from getting lost in the noise. I don't want the perfect image; I want the unfiltered version of you, shadows and all.
I am fighting too, every single day, to keep the bridge between us open, because the thought of losing you is unbearable.
I miss you in ways I am only just learning how to describe. I want that sanctuary. I want a space that is strictly ours, far from the world, vulnerable and real. No more caution, I just want to feel you close.
Show me the way to that private frequency. I’m already there.
They stopped hiding behind caution and finally tuned into their private frequency.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 25, 2026
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Private Plane

An expensive way to display your hypocrisy and stupidity.
She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025
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private equitied

When a company, service, or institution is gutted, hollowed out, or otherwise destroyed after being acquired by private equity — usually through layoffs, cost-cutting, asset stripping, innovative accounting practices, or other forms of short-term profit extraction. A more financially precise version of enshitified.
That hospital was private equitied so hard even the IVs have sponsorships.

I give it six months until it’s private equitied.

Yeah, that was before they got private equitied; you should scan the QR code.
by J BCD October 17, 2025
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Privateer of Uncertainty

Pansexual butt pirate, under charter to the Queen
I think you have a chance. I hear they're a bold privateer of uncertainty. Offer to buy them a grog and see where it goes.
by JohnsonFrog December 13, 2025
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Private Equity

A company run by idiots who buy up their favorite childhood companies or important and basic services so that they can bankrupt the company or drive up the prices of the services just to make a quick buck
Person 1: Hey, what happened to Toys R' Us and Sears? Why are ambulances and homes so expensive in the U.S?
Person 2: Private Equity, man. Bought up all those companies and services so that they could ruin them for a few dollars.
by URBANist_ January 8, 2026
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spotlight private

the private who is perfect around upper ranks, becomes a shitbag or blue falcon when no rank is present.Popular in the military
sorry you got a blanket party spotlight private,dont make the rest of us look like shit anymore.
by D.C 123 February 28, 2008
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