Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
by Phil Smooth October 30, 2017
Get the Poon Moonmug. by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018
Get the Blue poonmug. Pronounciation: \poon schway\
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009
Get the Poon Shuimug. When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.
by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020
Get the Poo Poonmug. by r8dersjc January 8, 2014
Get the Poon Shadowmug. "Ryan, do you really have to bring Amber coffee at work?"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"
by Bonjanglez64 August 10, 2014
Get the poon steadymug. When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.
by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017
Get the Skeeter poonmug.