Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".

"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"

by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012

rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.

Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.

by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017

poon steady

To be regularly fucking two or more girls while still being single.

"Ryan, do you really have to bring Amber coffee at work?"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"

by Bonjanglez64 August 10, 2014

Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants

Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest

by BlackSteel December 2, 2010

Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.

Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

party poon

a vagina often used at drunken get togethers

o thats a nasty party poon

by partypoon March 5, 2009