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hoi polloi

Greek for "the majority".
Usually this means " the ignorant masses", or "the common people" and is used by somebody who thinks that he or she is above them.

The really cool thing about this is that most of the pretentious pricks who like to use the term don't know what it means, so they say things like:
"The hoi polloi are necessary for the rest of us who actually run the country", or "Without the hoi polloi, life would be less good"
Because the word "hoi" is "the", there's no need to use "the" when saying or writing this.

So those people who use it in that way prove that they are ignorant and uneducated baboons themselves. Don'cha just love it?
George " We are glad to have the hoi polloi because without them we would not maintain our own standards and would have to do menial work."

Chuck "You pretentious dickwad, I just love it when you kick yourself in the ass, and don't even know it!"

George " What are you talking about? I imagine you are one of the hoi polloi I was talking about!"

Chuck "Stop it, I'm pissing myself!"
by HoiPolly May 28, 2010
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An adult who has a pillowpet, or enjoys children's pillowpets.
Matt Good was called a "#pillowphile" by Andy Six on Twitter.
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Massive mounds of mammary meat, chest flesh, boobs, breasts
Wow, I would love to lay my head on those sin pillows!
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pillo polo

A game very similar to hockey, but played with sticks with foam on the end of them. Referred to by most guys as the "girly" sport when compared to hockey, real professionals know that pillo polo is actually more competative and you are much more prone to injuries.
Guy 1: hey man, they gave us a choice between hockey and pillo polo in gym today, I think I'm gonna pick hockey.
Guy 2: pussy.
Guy 1: WHAT? hockey is the manly sport.
Guy 2: No way, the other day in pillo polo Brian broke THREE FINGERS!
by ilovekinkos! January 29, 2006
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a face when you cover up with a pillow case, when you're having sex, because the girl is ugly, but has a hot body.
That chick last night had a pillow case face, but has a sexy body.
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pilloon

A pillow with a balloon inside so that you can adjust the size of your pillow.
Tom: I wish my pillow was bigger.

Mike: Here just inflate this pilloon until it is most comfortable.
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where you put your head after a long day
i cant wait to lay on my pillow tonight
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