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polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.
I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.
by kuato_dies February 22, 2014
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Polar bear

When a gay man defecates into a condom, and places it in the freezer before repeatedly penetrating his partner with it.
Kyle would you mind if i polar beared you tonight?
by Coldfart January 13, 2021
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Polar Bear Head

When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.
"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows."

Cold hands, lots of teeth.
by anon-for--kuato_lives February 23, 2014
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polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.
I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.
by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016
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polar vortext

A cold and/or dismissive text reply.
Sean: "So I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and all she wrote back was 'k'."
Joe: "Damn, son. That's a polar vortext."
by gdbrainbdbrain November 16, 2014
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quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity

The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is when a random shift occurs within the electrons of atoms causing particles to become entangled within an area. when a large enough number of the charged particles become entangled, there is a rapid discharge of electrons caused by the polarity shift. the energy that is released by this creates different types of plasma that lead to different phenomenon such as ball lightning.
The quantum theory on rapid reversal of electron polarity is what led to the creation of the ball lightning creating a beautiful, yet destructive wake in its path.
by Jefew November 25, 2024
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polarment

The incorrect spelling of parliament sometimes misspelled as "polariment, pollorment, paularment and even pollyrment" and no online dictionary recognize them to correct someone until now.
It isn't polarment, it's parliament, dumb ass!
by Bam Writes July 5, 2010
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