Stench Pipe 

A Stench Pipe is a dark brown, pustule filled, rear end tube much loved by the shirt lifting classes of Peckham. Originally led by the Knights of St. George, today, Britain's remaining brigade of Stench Pipers is led by Major General Sir Hew Bottomley Swill. The last remaining shirt lifting army group of the line, they form up every second Tuesday of the month on Horse Guards Parade in Woking where they are reviewed by seven gerbils and a post-operative hose pipe called Alice.

My, my, look at those gerbils as they eye up that line of stench pipes. Alice has taken a three speed and its double headed.

Stench Pipe by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

Exhaust Pipe 

Fellatio performed on a male when he is bent over and has his genitals tucked between his legs, pointing straight backwards. This allows the person performing this act to get a face full of butt while blowing the male and the male can expell any and all bodily fluids and odors behind him onto the person performing the act. Which fluids and odors expelled are up to personal preference with none also being an option.

Why is our neighbor bent over the couch? Probably getting ready to give his wife the ol' exhaust pipe fix.

Exhaust Pipe by MacFlak January 5, 2018

Pipe Down 

A uncomplicated and cutting expression, which plainly means "Shut the Fuck Up"

"My fiancee is demanding I go to bed before 12"

"Tell the bitch to pipe down..."

Pipe Down by MikeWain October 19, 2008

Pipe Me Off

"Pipe Off" or "Pipe Me Off" is a common expression used in the northern English tongue to desribe a bloke getting sucked off or receiving a blow job by a bird. It's been around for a few years most notably in the Hull and Manchester cities.

"I went round to this birds house the other night and got her to "pipe me off" it was mint!"

"Oiy you, give us a good piping"

"Could everyone stop getting piped"

Pipe Me Off by Pork Head August 30, 2011

pikesturbate 

The act of pleasuring an unattractive woman/man. Somebody you did not wish to wake up next to.

Oh my gosh i wish i did'nt pikesturbate her/him!

pikesturbate by damon rosco November 14, 2009

pikesturbate 

The act of haveing sexual intercourse with a gypsy man/women.

'that pikey is s hot. i just have to pikesturbate the bitch, lets hope she doesnt steal the cat'

pikesturbate by shortys bitch December 12, 2009

scat pipe 

Another term for turd cutter, or the sphincter. Rectum, butthole, etc.

Those jalapenos lit my scat pipe on fire.

scat pipe by Qel E June 22, 2007