Someone who is bad at a videogame. Typically noob (pronounced new with a B at the end) will be a player who has owned and played the game for awhile now but due to their ignorance, annoyance, over confidence & general stupidity, they will suck at the game.
These people usually will throw the word noob out which is also a classic example of the more you use it, the more you probably are it. General examples of a noob's behavior are players who betray/team kill their team mates for taking a weapon or vehicle they wanted. Players who have a game virtually won, but continue to play or spawn kill the other team because they're either bored or find it funny.
As you might have guessed - noobs usually don't have much of a life and take their depression out in the videogame world... The one place they can be better then somebody. Noobs also find it necessary to talk shit to the opposite team whether they win or lose.
Please don't confuse Noob with Newbie. The latter means the player is simply new to the game & not necessary a idiot of life.
These people usually will throw the word noob out which is also a classic example of the more you use it, the more you probably are it. General examples of a noob's behavior are players who betray/team kill their team mates for taking a weapon or vehicle they wanted. Players who have a game virtually won, but continue to play or spawn kill the other team because they're either bored or find it funny.
As you might have guessed - noobs usually don't have much of a life and take their depression out in the videogame world... The one place they can be better then somebody. Noobs also find it necessary to talk shit to the opposite team whether they win or lose.
Please don't confuse Noob with Newbie. The latter means the player is simply new to the game & not necessary a idiot of life.
EXAMPLE IF NOOB LOSES:
Opposite team: Good game, guys.
Noob: You guys got fucking lucky!
EXAMPLE IF NOOB WINS:
Opposite team: Good game, guys.
Noob: You guys fucking suck!
Opposite team: Good game, guys.
Noob: You guys got fucking lucky!
EXAMPLE IF NOOB WINS:
Opposite team: Good game, guys.
Noob: You guys fucking suck!
by Proem March 07, 2010
by MrCoolness June 22, 2009
someone with little or limited knowledge, usually regarding a game. also more generally used to describe someone of little intelligence in general
by thejudes January 09, 2010
by blueprintChris June 12, 2008
1.Someone who was born in the 90's and now goes to Phish shows.
2.Noob has a negative connotation. It is a person not enlightened to the meaning of Phish, the band.
3.Noobs can't comprehend The Ball, The Went, or Cypress. Noobs who hope for Cypress '09 are just showing the world how they don't get Phish. And if you don't get Phish, just stay out of the show.
4.Most noobs come from New England, which has some of the most heady and most custy areas in the country. The area they actually come from doesn't matter, but if these noobs don't drop their preconceptions/can't see Phish as a singular entity, they are not enlightened and never will be.
5.These people believe that by acting like idiots they can be part of this 'scene' which is really a figment of their noob imagination.
2.Noob has a negative connotation. It is a person not enlightened to the meaning of Phish, the band.
3.Noobs can't comprehend The Ball, The Went, or Cypress. Noobs who hope for Cypress '09 are just showing the world how they don't get Phish. And if you don't get Phish, just stay out of the show.
4.Most noobs come from New England, which has some of the most heady and most custy areas in the country. The area they actually come from doesn't matter, but if these noobs don't drop their preconceptions/can't see Phish as a singular entity, they are not enlightened and never will be.
5.These people believe that by acting like idiots they can be part of this 'scene' which is really a figment of their noob imagination.
1.If you started seeing fish after 1996 your a noob.
There were no noobs in 1996.
If you were born in the 90's and start going to see Phish now, you are a noob.
2.There were no noobs before Island Tour because there was no douchery. No one was just going to be seen, everyone who wanted to be a part of the scene contributed, there were no spectators in polo shirts.
3.In 1996 there were no teenagers whining about getting their AUDs on etree the next day, nobody taking obnoxious amounts of low quality pictures, basically no one was a tool. Now that there have been tools at Phish for 10+ years, they need to be flat out rejected.
If Phish did just one 21+ tour/run/festival, they would realize the massive difference between the noobs born in the 90s and REAL FANS.
There were no noobs in 1996.
If you were born in the 90's and start going to see Phish now, you are a noob.
2.There were no noobs before Island Tour because there was no douchery. No one was just going to be seen, everyone who wanted to be a part of the scene contributed, there were no spectators in polo shirts.
3.In 1996 there were no teenagers whining about getting their AUDs on etree the next day, nobody taking obnoxious amounts of low quality pictures, basically no one was a tool. Now that there have been tools at Phish for 10+ years, they need to be flat out rejected.
If Phish did just one 21+ tour/run/festival, they would realize the massive difference between the noobs born in the 90s and REAL FANS.
by definedBYanArrogantPhishPhan June 25, 2009
A person who is clueless, misinformed or helplessly stupid. To be a noob requires one to be beyond help in any situation, and acting like one doesn't know, understand or comprehend what is going on. Being ignorant to the situation one is in and blundering about openly and embarrasingly is essential to n00bness.
The word "noob" originates from mortal kombat, from a playable character by the name Noob Saibot, who was actually Sub-Zero risen from the grave. The character was pretty poorly executed on the top of another character in the game, and was occasionally refered to erroneously as kano by the game amongst other bugs.
In the progress of time Noob became to mean Newbie because of the homonymic nature of the two words.
The word "noob" originates from mortal kombat, from a playable character by the name Noob Saibot, who was actually Sub-Zero risen from the grave. The character was pretty poorly executed on the top of another character in the game, and was occasionally refered to erroneously as kano by the game amongst other bugs.
In the progress of time Noob became to mean Newbie because of the homonymic nature of the two words.
George W. Bush is such a n00b.
An embarrasing failure usually concern a Noob in the wrong place at the wrong time.
An embarrasing failure usually concern a Noob in the wrong place at the wrong time.
by Tuhooja May 18, 2009