merchant

definitions unknown....scholors maintain that the true meaning of the merchant was lost at sea 2,000 years ago. A merchant, or merchantus smallus dickus, can usually be found smoking a cigar and eating sunchips down by the bay.

" the merchant enjoys eating young children while drinking guinness

by the ass pirate October 1, 2007

A Merchant

One Who Cheers like a fan acts like a fan and dresses like a fan but really isn't.

Did you see the flames play last night? Jeff used to never cheer for them but he's been pulling a merchant lately.

by David Chiew May 15, 2006

mensch

A failure

Louise made a right mensch of her reinvention of Twitter.

by harvthehawl June 28, 2012

meschke

biggest faggot in all the land

dude do u remember that kid from last night. he was such a meschke

by berek dirgin February 14, 2010

Tap in merchant

A tap in merchant is a clinically genius player who uses his/her exquisite footwork to finish there dinner so to say, by this they score many goals

“Wow Conal is such a tap in merchant”
“It’s that hyperlink isn’t it”

by Huh I like Milk October 15, 2020

Mersh

To make plans and not follow through; to stand someone up.

"Sorry I mershed last night, but I had to work late."

by LittleSam September 24, 2004

Merched

When someone gets there ass kicked

Bryon gets merched by nick and he starts crying.

by Nic p on u June 16, 2018