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post coital mental clarity

the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.

during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.

anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"

"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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Mental As Anything

Underrated Aussie rock/new wave band originating in Sydney in the late 70's and peaking in the early 80's. Part of the legendary pub-band scene of the era.

Churned out many classic tracks including "The nips are getting bigger", "If you leave me, can I come to?", "Live it up" and "Too many times" to name just a few.

Known for incorporating wacky, self-deprecating humour and numerous drinking references into their songs. Comparable to American band Ween but with a vastly superior repertoire.

Also known as "The Mentals".
"Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doing to my brain. Doesn't worry me enough to stop me from doing it again".

Mental As Anything - "The nips are getting bigger", 1979.
by triggaz April 7, 2008
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mental cunt

Someone who is completely off their rocker. " you seen Virgil these days?" Nah mate and seen in him in a while" the mental cunt was shouting a pigeons in town"
by Dougy beaver March 29, 2017
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mentaloid

Someone lacking in complete mental awareness or faculty
Trump is a complete mentaloid
by master pjesdrw34 December 10, 2017
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Mental Breakdown

The act of crying, then contemplating life choices before proceeding to dye or cut ones hair for tik tok
Mental Breakdown checkkk. I had a mental break down and cut my self a fringe which I proceeded to dye purple
by Veganmaezing March 1, 2020
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Mental Stoning

That moment when every villan you currently have is standing next to you and making mean comments about you, basically bullying. You're surrounded by hatred and humiliation. It's like everyone is throwing rocks at you, but instead of rocks, words are used and instead of throwing them at your physical body, they throw it at your mental health.
James: Yo dude, did you go to that mental stoning yesterday.
Henk: Yes, it was terrible... There were about 20 people. The victim was crying out loud, and he eventually ran away into the woods!
by Cials May 24, 2021
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glass half full mentality

α person that always looks on the bright side of things.
She has α glass half full mentality. I want to be like her.
by hishdhhfkdj693674 May 9, 2021
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