Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.

Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself

by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010

melonkop

a rare species, very rarey seen by mankind, is a mixture of machine and microorganism, melonkop are a simple species and have been known to malfunction from time to time and be unresponsive. habitat can include anything from woodland to caves, melonkop have been known to hibernate for months at a time

melonkops are almost extinct, rumour has it only ONE melonkop remains

by wheremymelonkop August 14, 2011

melonfart

Human–goat sexual intercourse is one of the more common types of bestiality. Of male zoophiles, 28% admitted sexual attraction to goats, ranking fourth. In female zoophiles, sexual attraction to goats is very rare or non-existent. Actual levels of sexual use of goats were lower than this however.1 The act is usually performed by a male human upon a goat of either sex; male goats do not commonly take the initiative to copulate with a human female, although some cases have been reported.2

check out all that melonfart at the petting zoo!!

by Mary J. Ana January 20, 2011

melon twist

(Easy A)

It's like this backwards type..yeah

G: What's a melon twist?
B: It's like this backwards type thing with the…
G: Ugghh how do i not know this!

by Nockalockarrr@ June 20, 2011

Melons

What life gives you if you're dyslexic

Me:when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

Everest:Shut up

by BATMAN!!!!!! March 13, 2018

MelonBaller

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.

‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’

by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019

Melon bean

A girl with a clitoris the size of a watermelon

Ew her clit is the size of a melon bean

by The lesbian toe November 27, 2019