no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

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Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate

Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater

by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026

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every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

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Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!

Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024

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