Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009

Beach Log

The act of shitting in a cat's litter box, preferably at a party, otherwise you are just a douchebag.

Jesse thought he was finished cleaning up after his party, when he found a beach log in his cat's litter box.

or

Adam thought Lisa was a stuck up bitch so while at her party he left her a beach log.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

limo log

A turd that is extremely long as in a limousine; usually cresting the water in the toilet bowl.

I just dropped a limo log.

by TheSchnitz! December 2, 2010

straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

by DaGoose February 1, 2006

Deuce Log

A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.

"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"

"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013