by not a virgin September 16, 2018
Get the Shovel list mug.A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.
I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!
by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011
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A woman so complete in her capacity to fulfill every man's deepest desires that a mere smile from her in person would whiteout your entire bucket list.
When I saw Lauren Francesca in that sun dress in CHASING THE KISS with Walter Masterson I knew she was forever more my bucket list babe.
by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011
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by LogicalGamerSkills October 27, 2018
Get the Beno Lifts mug.A phrase used to diminish the significance of what was just said; used as a synonym for "i don't really care what you just said".
John: I had a horrible day yesterday, I lost my wallet and my girlfriend dumped me.
Joey: Yeah me too but listen.
Joey: Yeah me too but listen.
by Akhan91 July 28, 2011
Get the yeah me too but listen mug.Similar to a bucket list, except whereas a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die, a fucket list is a list of people you want to do before you die.
Jordan: Hey man, what happened with those twins last night?
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
by Swivelnuts July 17, 2011
Get the Fucket list mug.A list of all the activities you are intentionally going to stop doing, because you are taken for granted by your boss, colleagues, spouse, friends, lover, assorted relatives, and even your pet, who constantly abuse of your kindness, commitment, and productivity, forcing you to carry their work and fulfill their responsibilities.
End of line!!! I won´t take the abuse from all the slackers and suckers around me anymore. From today on I am going to stop doing what is on my "Not To-Do List".
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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