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The Google Cake is a Lie! 

The Google made the Google logo look like a cake at 27/9/2010 celebrating it's 12th anniversary!

But.... we all know... the Cake is a Lie!
-"Did you saw the new Google logo?"

-"Meh, The Google Cake is a Lie!"
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Ball don't lie 

A simple phrase made famous by Rasheed Wallace and coach Flip Saunders that presents evidence that a foul call was indeed unwarranted when the basketball doesn't go in the hoop (usually when the foul beneficiary is at the free throw line).

'Ball don't lie' is more than phrase a player can call out to make a case that a call was made unnecessarily, it is also a mind-set and philosophy. Although Rasheed Wallace may come off to the public as an inarticulate NBA thug, some, like myself, believe that he is a deeper individual, both in intelligence and in a spiritual sense. 'Ball don't lie' is evidence of this hidden and sheltered brilliance exposing itself to the masses. The basketball philosophy Rasheed gave the world, that a basketball is a fair and unbiased being, is ingenious. I have a feeling that some NBA players may have adopted this set of thinking and think the exact phrase of "ball don't line" when NBA referee bullshit is evident. I believe Rasheed's philosophy extends beyond the shooting immediately after the bull call, maybe even influencing the outcome of the game (although the circumstances in which the call occurred would have to be significant). Radical, yes, but if we as a society have accepted crap like the 'Cleveland curse' can't we believe a philosophy like this.

Thank you 'sheed.
-Playgrounds in Beijing, China-

*Kid trips taking it to the hole, cries foul that the defender pushed him*

Kid 1: chi cha chong chi FOUL.

*Pay resumes, Kid 1 misses everything and loses*

Kid 2: chow mha mi ming tao BALL DON'T LIE...beeeech
Ball don't lie by Doctor Jack July 24, 2010
Unlike a white lie, which is made for someone else's sake; a red lie is a lie specifically made for the liar's sake.

ie- you might tell a white lie not to hurt someone else's feelings, where as you might tell a red lie to not feel bad about yourself or embarrass yourself.
It was his fault the family car had a scrape on the passenger side door. However, he pretended to have no knowledge of how it happened as to not get in trouble. He told a red lie for his own sake.
Red Lie by avanei February 13, 2009

god is a lie 

"God is a lie there's no proof for it!"
god is a lie by A fucking mug November 5, 2017

Stripper Lie 

strip-er lahy:
An unbelievable tale woven by an exotic dancer that in any other circumstance would be easily undone by logic and reason but is accepted because of the special circumstance e.g. boobs in the face
Actual Stripper Lie: "I'm only doing this to pay off my student loans from medical school"
Stripper Lie by Mackpatty July 9, 2011

Zombie Lie 

A lie that, no matter how many times it's disproven, NEVER FUCKING DIES!!!

Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
In 2009, Republicans were calling Obama a Muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko Christian minister. Seven years later, this Zombie Lie has risen from the dead. Other Zombie Lies include "Tax cuts pay for themselves" or "Saddam Hussein had WMD's."
Zombie Lie by Nascarking24 February 23, 2015