lemonade creamsicle

when a guy pees in a girls mouth while she gives him head then surprises her with a cum shot

Jay: i just gave my girl a lemonade creamsicle
Jason: nice!
Jay: it was till she neutered me!

by Teet sr October 15, 2009

Busting a Lemon

Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.

Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.

by Kesslinger January 14, 2009

Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate

From Scottish tv show 'Chewin the Fat' refers to breast milk, urine and faeces. You say the words in a song-like fashion while pointing to relevant body parts.

"You're stupid"
"Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate!!!"
"Shut up"

by hez555 April 4, 2009

squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson

by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017

lemon glacier

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.

Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.

by Gosha July 28, 2008

vageena lamoona

This is an example of the classic muff shot with a twist.
When a girl bends over to produce said moon, she leans a little further than needed and gives a little pussy shot with hair.
This is affectionately referred to as the vageena lamoona

"When Cargly got out of the shower she bent over to pick up her towel and gave me and Krint the best vageena lamoona ever!"
" I couldn't take my eyes off that shit!"

by sussmeout December 17, 2008

lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.

kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck

by the boy next store October 23, 2012