A female, usually Brunette whose bloodlines can often be traced back to that of Jersey/Geordie women. The Kard Rat Idololises the superficial world and look of the Kardashian family.
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
The Kard Rat looks like she has been punched in the mouth and just loves it!
While most normal people want to avoid looking like they've had an allergic reaction to shellfish, the kard rat sees her swollen monkey lips as a sign of beauty and a show of power.
Passing her overweight body off as thick. She lies to herself and others about abusing her body with empowering female phrases like "real women have curves" or "bootay goalsss". Skin colour varies from fake orange to fake mud... great tits, completely nocturnal and survives soley on a diet of "likes"...
"Hey bro you should have a crack at that brunette with the huge ass tittaysss"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
"Yeah nah she's a Kard rat man, ill have a few more drinks and tell her I'm a DJ on my way out"
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Noun: A Family of whores that got famous for being made of as much plastic as a Barbie.
Verb: To act like a slut or completely retarded to gain popularity or just to piss someone the hell off.
Verb: To act like a slut or completely retarded to gain popularity or just to piss someone the hell off.
Noun: I hate that bitch Kim Kardashian
Verb: I think I might pull a Kardashian and mount that man for no fucking reason, then I’ll smear my shit on the walls.
Verb: I think I might pull a Kardashian and mount that man for no fucking reason, then I’ll smear my shit on the walls.
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When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.
Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?
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Get the Kardashed expectations mug.the supreme girl, probably a weeb. is one of the nicest and prettiest people in the world but don’t think they are. Kardinal’s are usually quiet and hang around some pretty crackhead people, but they can get pretty wild if you get them to open up to you. Probably has a weird thing they like in boys
Boy 1: hey that girl is really nice and pretty, why is she so quiet in class though?
Boy 2: just Kardinal being Kardinal
Boy 2: just Kardinal being Kardinal
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