Kristen

Kristen is an amazing girl. She is lit af and always tryna do sum fun. if u find a Kristen (but it better not be mine or we gon have a fucking problem) hold on and stick with her, she will stick with u no matter wut happens. Kristens are beautiful as hell even tho they cant see it or just wont admit it. if u meet a Kristen it is definitely a good thing because she is so fun to be around and will always make you happy.

I love MY Kristen so fucking much

by JacksonLatimer November 15, 2018

Krusty Krab

While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina

Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!

by theDTP December 17, 2014

Kristen Stewart

The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.

Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.

by Sand Strom August 4, 2009

Kristel

Kristel is an amazing person when you get to know her and she’s someone you’ll love and she’s understanding

Kristel is gay

by Idkyousir October 26, 2019

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.

Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!

by Buggeros September 24, 2008

Krista Lazou

The most beautiful girl in the world. She makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by talking to me. When I look at photos I get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kills a girl with jealousy. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored.
Love her xxx

Girl 1: Guess who I fucked last night!!! SAM!!!!

Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.

Girl 1: I am so jealous.

by love from xxxxx April 17, 2013

Kristen

noun. Kristen is the nicest, sweetest, shy, craziest, smartest, debater and human to exist

"You're such a Kristen!"
"Aww thank youu <3"

by da fish December 16, 2019