“Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ Don Knotts on ostriches.
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Get the Don Knotts mug.The 7 Knots of Singapore is a sex tool that a guy can use to give his sex buddy an historic cumgasm. One guy ties seven large knots in a cord or rope, and inserts them into another dude's asshole. Then, he begins to slowly jack off the dude, and when he almost reaches the point of no return - he pulls the knots out one by one - - the dude has at least a tit-gasm, but maybe paints the wall behind him.
I'm still in a daze -- last night, Matt gave me the 7 Knots of Singapore, and my head is still spinning!
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Slip Knot is a "band" that teenagers listen to so their parents will freak out. Their "music" is in fact soo bad that the band members openly admit they are not musicians. So if your a teenager and you want to punish your parents and feel bad about the world; paint your fingernails black and listen to slip knot.
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by Oliver Levy April 21, 2006
Get the Yaphet Kotto mug.Becoming so intoxicated off malt liquor and cheap vodka you begin violently hurling and producing a disturbing noise only comparable to a Slipknot song.
Brad: " What is that horrid sound coming from the bathroom?"
Brad's Bro: "Oh that's just Jim, he got Slip Knotted tonight and is letting some demons out."
Brad: "Jim is such an artist."
Brad's Bro: "Oh that's just Jim, he got Slip Knotted tonight and is letting some demons out."
Brad: "Jim is such an artist."
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Get the Slip Knotted mug.A person usually of tall stature. Rare in America, these people fled from Russia and Argentina and are now mostly found in Orange and Ventura Counties. Common characteristics include blue eyes and a short attention span.
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