Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.

Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Kiddums

Poppet" itself is a more or less "normal", meaning "little boy, or" sweetie.

Scott and Kristen brought the kiddums to Aszterbaum Farm for their Spring Family Portraits. What a beautiful family :)

by GioSolarte January 25, 2011

kiddingly

to be in the act of joking. in a failing attempt.

why did he roostrer walk across the street? to get to the other side your joke was not funny i know i was kiddingly.

by MINTY FRESH GUY. August 3, 2011

Kiddy pool

When you're having sex with a girl and cum on her stomach, then the seamen congregates to her belly button. Therefore, forming a kiddy pool.

"Had sex with my girl last night."

"No way bro. That's sick. Did you cum on her stomach"
"Oh yeah bro. I made myself a nice little kiddy pool"

by Reptar May 11, 2016

Kiddy Fiddler

Someone who touches underage kids and entices them into there van

Kane is a kiddy fiddler he messages 13 year old girls and invites them into his VW Caddy and attempts to touch them

by BossMan72 June 1, 2018

Kidney Juggle

The act or getting ‘fucked’ so vigorously that one’s insides get rearranged. Fucked so hard that one must see the doctor after this has happened.

Josie’s pussy was so good, i kidney juggled her.

by Hotness6969 March 25, 2020

Kidney Ex

An Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend who still has your kidney in them because you donated it to them.

“Should I leak my kidney ex’s address?”

by Toenail.Clippers November 11, 2022