Dirty Kyler

When you’re in the middle of fucking and you realize she’s a 2 and you’re a 10 so your post nut clarity gotta last a lot longer.

Cat was so ugly that Dylan had a raging dirty kyler. That post but clarity lasted 6 hours and he never called her back.

by User 173974943081121 September 10, 2021

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

kellered

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis October 16, 2008

Kyler

Some faggot who thinks he's good at fortnite and fucks alot of men

Dude Kyler is so gay it's contagious

by Killerman4343 May 22, 2018

Kyler

The most Redneck kid you will ever meet. Typically has red hair, plays baseball, and brags about intercourse with his cousin. Someone with the name Kyler is very unique, and will take your cats virginity.

Kyler: "Hey Bob, I used a snickers wrapper as a condom when I fucked my cousin"

Bob: "Jesus, you really are a Kyler!"

by yeeeyee January 7, 2019