kantonian

Originating from the Kanto region of Japan. This term also describes something from the first generation of Pokémon.

My kantonian friend is visiting his family in Japan this summer.

by CJ Pixolotl June 17, 2025

Keyton

A big stupid degenerate which will switch sides at any given point as long as it benefits him, he thinks he is on the top of the world and will always attempt to make a bond before backstabbing you to only coming back in a few hours and then backstabbing the person he was with earlier.

dudebro 1 - "Yo I genuinely hate you dude3, dude2 lets go."
dude2 - "yeah bro fuck u dude3"
dude3 - "ok assholes"

dudebro 1 - "yo dude3 lets hate on dude2"
dude3 - "uhh ok"

dude2 - "ur such a keyton"

by drmarkkz November 3, 2025

kade keeton

A complete idiot, basically someone who makes Kim Kardashian look smart.

He is such a kade keeton.

by ckkapicka September 21, 2016

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017

Jade Kenyon

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’

‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

‘Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’

by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019

James Keeton

A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.

A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.

Hey man, that guy has a James Keeton. I didn’t realise it actually existed

by Definition 124726638 July 1, 2019

dirty keyton

Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.

She was our dirty keyton last night.

by Polkadot bitch January 24, 2021