johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike

OMG, you're so johan deag

by officialcraven April 24, 2017

Johanne

Johanne is cool and she is Jesus

Johanne: "I am jesus"

by 5quirrel5 April 28, 2017

johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...

Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !

by peperuda July 13, 2017

Johannes

An ultracool motherfucker

Johannes my man

by Bosse Andersson September 25, 2017

Johanna

Johanna is a very good friend, who'll always be there for you. If you meet a Johanna, never let her go. She is beautiful from the inside and looks stunning from the outside too. She's warm-hearted, caring, adorable and loves to hang out with her best friends. Never break her heart, she won't forget it. Johannas often have problems with their relationships, because many boays want them, but as she finds the one, their relationship will last forever.

She is a very popular girl but doesn't get arrogant. Everyone likes her.
But Johannas also want to be carried on hands when they are with boys, whatever wether they are friends, best friends or in a relationship. You will always have fun with a Johanna.

Oh man Johanna is the coolest girl I've ever met. I'm so f*cking in love with her!

by ilyILYilyILY October 29, 2017

Johannes Ohrem

A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.

Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!

by johannes1608n November 8, 2017

Johannes Roug

A nazi

did you just lick Johannes Roug

by TheRealShrimplyPepples November 28, 2017