Michael Jackson

The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.

MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time

MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much

by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021

doing a jackson

1. To have a dilema
2. Be unsure of ones actions and precedings
3. To be generally long

Q.Have you decided what your doing tonight?
A.No, Dunno,Not sure, I could do this that or the other
Q.Stop doing a Jackson and sort it out

by Juice Box and Lurch January 20, 2008

double dippin' flippin' jackson

getting a blow job while driving going under 30mph on a back road

my girl gave me a double dippin' flippin' jackson yesturday on the way home.

by big D boyles March 12, 2015

No action Jackson

Some one who is kind, but will never receive any poon in his life.

Wow that guy is such a no action Jackson.

by JacksonOfManyTrades January 22, 2019

Reverse michael jackson

When someone changes skin color from white to black

Did jake from state farm pull a reverse michael jackson

by Fringlydingly September 15, 2020

Samuel L. Jackson

The black guy in every movie or series

I loved samuel L. Jacksons' acting in pulp fiction

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 May 16, 2020

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007