Jerry

An ancient God, who ruled over the Earth and gave very sexist prophecies. He believed that women belonged in the kitchen, while the men ruled over them.

"Make me a sandwich." The first words Jerry ever said to a woman

by Alexandrove May 25, 2012

Jerry!

Neanderthalic chant that is heard from the audience or fans of Jerry Springer. Always repeated for emphasis when something wacky and zany is going to happen...like a cat fight.

Floozy #1 She gots ta gets away from my man!
Floozy #2 No, I ain't gonna, he's mine!
Jerry Springer: Uh oh...sounds like trouble!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by thedzone October 3, 2009

jerbel

A weird ass creature that will eat you mum for breakfast.

it is also very dirty.

person: "hello jerbel"

jerbel: "agh!"

by anonymous spud December 3, 2018

Jerry Brown

The color of San Francisco's human excrement.

"Our sidewalks are now Jerry Brown."

by Honeyko April 18, 2019

Jerry

A "Jerry", or calling someone "Jerry" who's government name is not in fact Jerry is often seen as a sign of respect, and in many circles, a unparalleled badge of honor. Variations and mutations of the name Jerry melded with that of a commonly known celebrity, athlete, or cultural reference, are also viewed to be a symbolic form of admiration.

Jerry-atric, (Old Jerry)
Jerry Senifeld, (Funny Jerry)
Jerry-co Cotchrey, (Athletic Jerry)
etc.

by Jerry Angelo January 14, 2010

Jerry-Built

Something poorly built is “jerry-built.”

Boy......that hot rod is a piece of junk!
Sure is jerry-built!!

by Mike Dallos November 24, 2004

Jerky Bitch

If you don’t like beef jerky, you probably won’t like Jerky Bitch. Jerky Bitch describes a girl whom has a small figure, mean, paranoid and bitchy. However, this type of the girl usually has a pretty face, and it can be a cloak. To distinguish Jerky Bitch, you need to carefully monitoring her behaviours; asking yourself questions: has she’s been bitchy, mental, and how she’s dealing with others.
Most Jerky Bitches are Taurus. Taurus is the perfect match for Scorpion. We know Scorpion is the bad boy in the 12 horoscope. So the meanest bad boy needs a meanest bad wife.

Jerky Bitch

by Jerky Bitch September 1, 2009