Jackie Syndrome

"a compulsive obsession w/ running, only occuring in the most rare of beautiful and talented women"

dedicated MPS XC runners

by Jackie April 12, 2005

e-jacking

The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line.

My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete.

by Jima May 17, 2006

Jakie Chan

Stunt master who forfils dreams in a kung foo sense

Project A is the best film followed by police story 3

by Krissy tha king June 21, 2003

Jackie Warner

Owner and managing director of Sky Sport & Spa, and star of the hit TV show Workout on Bravo. Quite possibly the coolest, most in the zone woman, ever.

Person: "Hun, you know how feminist lesbians are!"
Person 2: "Not Jackie Warner, she's super cool. Man I wish she had super powers."

by JM August 23, 2006

Jackin Drive

To drive a vehicle and masterbate.

My hormones were out of control, I had to pull a jackin drive on my way home tonight just thinking about you.

by AMC1987 February 23, 2009

Jackin' your jillywagon

male masturbation, humorous jab at male friend for playing with himself.

We were short handed at work all week while you were home jackin' your jillywagon.

by blackhair69 November 14, 2012

jackifer

A beauteous squackling of a lass! Quite the young smartian if you ask me ; ) but you are not asking me, you are knowing me!

Why look at that Jackifer eating that armadillo in the wild! But wait, he only eats oregano!

by ShmiffleShmuff March 13, 2015