Instabro

A dude who prefers to stalk social media rather than txt.

I know he really likes me as he liked 27 of my pics last night and stops by every bar I check-in at but he never txts me back to hang out. He's such an instabro!

by Sixx In The City January 13, 2014

Insta-stink

When one's fart is so volatile that the instant it is released it stinks up the room. Also known as "immediate stink".

Alex: I just farted, and I would re-locate NOW because it just may be an insta-stink!

Sarah: ::is already running away::

by Sarah3107 October 15, 2010

Insta-Douche

a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.

You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.

Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!

by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011

insta titties

Really big boobs on instagram; fake or real will do.

man i just saw some nice ass insta titties

by thetokinhobbit0420 July 24, 2015

Mariyah Unique Insta: @uniiquee.e

Go follow my Instagram!

Mariyah Unique Insta: @uniiquee.e is so beautiful

by Kentrellmfinggaulden November 1, 2020

instagater

Its a combination between the words instagram and hashtag. It refers to a person that is obsessed with hashtags and writes all their comments with hashtags.

person 1: "hey have you seen the comments in Lisa's pictures, they are all hashtags"

person 2: "yes, she's a instagater

by kohaku_bambi June 28, 2013

Instaboner

1. (n) A person who gives a male a boner the moment he looks at her.

Wow, with those boobs, she is an instaboner.

by VinnyM76 March 31, 2009