Dear Evan Hansen

A Broadway-production-turned-movie that stars the mentally ill protagonist Evan Hansen. He is supposed to be a sort of misunderstood hero, but is actually pretty manipulative and a bad person in general. Also, the movie is just poorly made. In the words of a “Den of Geek” article: “Dear Evan Hansen is a story in which a lonely kid makes a horrible mistake and then doubles down on exploiting another lonely kid’s suicide because of the instant gratification it gives him as a social media celebrity, and because it allows him to insinuate himself among a grieving family. Rather than deeply exploring the unpleasant and even cruel consequences of these choices, the film weaves and dodges, attempting to always make excuses for Evan’s actions and assure viewers he’s a nice, relatable every-teen.” Also, just thought I’d add that he makes the sister of the dude that committed suicide think that he knew he knew her brother so he can date her, so that’s messed up.

“Dear Evan Hansen is stupid and I hate it.”

by DarkDiction049 August 23, 2022

Hase

To completely screw things up and pretend that they are working fine.

Boy, he really Hased that soulution, it does not even compile.

by Mike Jordan January 8, 2009

Hassen

To hassen someone is to have anal sex with them. Only the male can hassen someone, as it's only considered "hassening" when a penis enters an anus.

Kid 1: Did you hear? Steven and Savannah had anal sex!
Kid 2: Yeah! I heard Savannah got hassened realll good!

by anonymousposterofshit October 12, 2009

hasselhoff

When something is hard to do (also can be a missionhoff)

Setting up broadband was a Hasselhoff

by drschming April 4, 2005

hansen

the most horrible band in music history.

The hansen only got one audience member for its show.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

hasselhoffer

Just like David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch, a 'Hasselhoffer' is a man who is clearly past their prime and who still believes that they have “got what it takes”. They act in such a way, with the ladies, that they believe that they would still be attracive to you but they would actually makes you cringe.

An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.

They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!

David Hasselhoff
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump

NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery

by Niki & Sue - B-O-A August 5, 2008

Hasselhoffing

Spending all your time in the sand trap while playing golf.
Related: Hasselhoffer, To Hasselhoff, Hasselhoffed

You were Hasselhoffing your way through the first 5 holes.

by Permstein December 10, 2006