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New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!
"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"
by pat swayze May 3, 2008
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hapsad

a mixture between happy and sad. usually when something happens that makes you happy, but then something happens that makes you sad. Why be one or the other when you can be both?
I got an A+ on my test, but my boyfriend dumped me...so i'm pretty hapsad.
by lizzy yur mom May 26, 2006
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hoops

"Look at them hoops doin illegal acts!"
by bbwdude March 21, 2010
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hoops

Man Boobs. So called because many athletic shirts have the word "hoops" written acrost the chest (think basketball), and many fat guys think they're the shit when wearing such shirts.
"Dude, your hoops are jiggling in tune with the bass."
by daishi360 July 20, 2008
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hoopstash

-The area where there's just all hair and asscrack.

-Also used to compare a flaming person with a large supply of feggi on hand.
omg, Jimmy walked into celebrities so fast... his hoopstash is gonna be ringing tonight boyee!
by shakes November 16, 2004
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hampster-ass

is when a fat persons booty overlaps and it looks like they hav booty cheeks in the middle of there regular booty.
did you hav sexy with dat chick lastnight. Hell no she had a hampster-ass so i dipped out.
by Dustin P. August 4, 2007
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hapos

improper disposal of biohazardous material, esp. in rivers or at gas stations.
Kara: This red bag of bio hazard was left at the ambulance station. I'm going to write you up for a hapos violation.

Peter: I quit
by EMT69 April 27, 2008
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