Hammock

A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock.

Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.

Guy 1: "Hey, that guy's face looks comfortable"
Guy 2: "It's because of his hammock"

by JellyInjector November 5, 2012

hambo

The only other way to describe the joy of being near hambo is to shout Hambo really load and slowly!

HHHHHHAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOO HHHHHAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBOOOOOOO!!!!! HhHhHaAaAaAMmMmMmBbBbBbOoOoOo

by Mc Hambo March 15, 2005

hamnah

Common myths beleive Hamnah to mean purple grape, yet those who have encountered this phenomenon of a homosapien are now aware that "Hamnah" is more suited to yellow grape, owning to its unusual skin pigmentation. Hamnah originates from Iran, (previously known as Persia), yet some still maintain its origin is from China. Hamnah is an alternative to evil, and some ancient myths put it above Satan himself. Moreover, Hamnah is also when somebody is able to distract an acedemic scholar for over 20 hours in one week.

OMG, a hamnah is coming, thats 20 hours of my week wasted.

by Mitul Patel, Ravi Mehta March 17, 2008

American Hammock

Ask her to put her arm straight out, then push her tricep so it sways. We call this the American Hammock.

This will get a woman everytime. Squeeze her arm and say sarcastically "you've been working out?" that's the american hammock.

by theface May 17, 2006

bananna hammock hunter

One who aspires to aquire multiple bananna hammocks.

David Wright, a bananna hammock hunter, hunted for and aquired multiple bananna hammocks last weekend. The bananna hammocks then beat him in the face.

by David P Wright March 13, 2008

Hamboning

verb. The act of having sexual intercourse with a hambeast (or a woman who is fat)

Scott can't get a girlfriend and hasn't had sex in over three months. Because of this, he is stooping so low as hamboning some desperate land whale he meets at the club.

by Omae May 20, 2014

hamboiga

The *real* hamboiga is a regular hamburger (beef patty with condiments between two buns), except that it also has a fried egg on it.

Go to the Billy Goat in Chicago and order a hamboiga; it will cure that hangover!

by necrosis March 5, 2008