...half

half is used typically when you say something that you are only half joking/serious about. It can be used after just kidding instead of saying just kidding...kind of. in other words, half is a subsitution for the word kinda. Or it can be used in any statement that is only half true.
however percentages may not be used but fractions are optional. and if you are fully kidding, just say just kidding... not full kidding. it is not acceptable.

Lauren: Bob, you're ugly...just kidding!...half.

Kenny: I like you...well half.

by barkingcassie103 August 7, 2009

Half-jack

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.

Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?

by Goldfish408 March 4, 2010

Half plus seven

"Half, plus seven" is the age-old dating rule for dudes. It justifies the dating of younger women, within reason. The formula begins with each dude's age (for example, 22). That age is halved (22/2 =11), and 7 is tacked on to the divided result. Therefore, a 22 year old male may legitimately date an 18 year old female, a 25 male may date a female of 19.5, and a 30 male may date a female of 22. While there is no technical ceiling on this social anthropological formula, there is a point at which common sense takes over, and it just becomes disgusting. For instance, this formula should not be used to justify a 60 year old man dating a 37 year old female.

Half plus seven examples:

Guy's age: 20. Formula: (20/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 17.

Guy's age: 25. Formula: (25/2)+7 = Minimum acceptable age of female: 19.5

by Jdim September 26, 2006

Half Mast

When your getting there, but are yet to really put up the tent and let everyone know what you are about

Yogi: Wow I can't believe you still haven't pitched a tent yet
Shamus: Well I've been at Half Mast for about an hour now, so it should be here anytime now

Cordon: Have you been stuffing your pants?
Bleu: Na I've just been sailing at half mast for about a few minutes now

Dave (to himself): Wow who knew that flying half mast in public would be so easy to get away with.
Lady (casually looking at dave): Wow that guy is at half mast, someone should really tell him to chill out

by J Dog12 March 27, 2009

half-time hoot

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.

Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?

by SLSS April 25, 2007

half'd

When your partner dumps you for another who is half as good looking as you.

Stefan: Hey did you hear Landon got Half'd for Brad?
Gaston: Wait, Brad? Hes a 4 whereas Landon is an 8.
Stefan: Yea

by mustchewater November 22, 2011

hadifer

A beautiful ship by rotxinxpieces in her series "The Underworld Chronicles", between Hades and Lucifer.

"Yeah right. He's as straight as Hadifer is for each other."

by Imhadesbxtch June 6, 2018