Stefan: Hey did you hear Landon got Half'd for Brad?
Gaston: Wait, Brad? Hes a 4 whereas Landon is an 8.
Stefan: Yea
Gaston: Wait, Brad? Hes a 4 whereas Landon is an 8.
Stefan: Yea
by mustchewater November 22, 2011
Get the half'd mug.Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.
by berbercarpet July 7, 2006
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a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.
Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
(hott girl walks by)
Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...
Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.
Hyper Guy: Good idea!
Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...
Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.
Hyper Guy: Good idea!
by Sam Polk December 16, 2008
Get the i'd break her in half mug.Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.
Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?
“Suck my knob!”
“Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
Get the What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? mug.Abbreviation of "halfway decent," meaning good, okay, or all right, often when there was a lower expectation. Somewhere between clutch and meh.
Joe: What'd you think of Avatar?
Suzy: It was half dubs dece, though the Pocahantas shit was a little overdone.
Joe: Fuck you I thought it was da shit.
Suzy: Totes whatevs. Wanna get some chicken selects?
Suzy: It was half dubs dece, though the Pocahantas shit was a little overdone.
Joe: Fuck you I thought it was da shit.
Suzy: Totes whatevs. Wanna get some chicken selects?
by tinydanzor January 14, 2010
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Get the Ghetto Half Day mug.Derived from the expression Hedo Dave and Cutting Out Early. A Half-Day Dave is a person who is never late twice in the same day. This means that if the person arrives to work late, then in order to not be late twice in the same day he must leave early. Typically, a Half-Day Dave person will arrive sometime after 9:30am and leave work by 3:30pm at the very latest.
Note that the Half-Day Daveer need not necissarily be named Dave. It has been seen on numerous occasions that The Rod is actually better at arriving late and leaving early than even Dave himself!
Note that the Half-Day Daveer need not necissarily be named Dave. It has been seen on numerous occasions that The Rod is actually better at arriving late and leaving early than even Dave himself!
Hey The Rod - I see you have your Karate uniform... I guess you will be pulling a Half-Day Dave again!!!
by Hedo Dave June 4, 2004
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