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goff

To me this has two meanings.

1) Goff - someone who presumes they are a "goth" just because they listen to Marilyn Manson and/or "mainstream" goth crap. --- Normally laughed at by (see definition 2)...

2) Goff - (aka g0ff) - Someone who realises the general stupidity and hilariousness of the modern day goth scene and yet still listens to "proper" goth music (e.g. The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, etc.) but at the same time tries their hardest not to be associated with "goth" because they see how funny/stupid all the goths look.
Definition 1:

"I listen to Marilyn Manson / My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine (etc). I'm a goth!"

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Definition 2:

Person 1: "Lets go to Camden to laugh at all the goffs.
Person 2: "OK. but before that, lets listen to this new Sisters bootleg I got."
Person 1: "OK, but keep in mind, the Sisters aren't goth, and neither are we."
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Geoff

Any mother fucker who spells Jeff like this is an asshole.
Geoff can go fuck himself
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geoff

(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.

Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.
by heyslagsyougoingouttonight? April 12, 2011
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Gofficks

self deprecating term used by some goths.

Originally stems from more mainstream cultures calling goths "gothics", which is a bit like calling a hip hop fan a rappist.
I'm one of them gofficks, innit.
by The Mighty Zor August 7, 2008
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Geoffyphilis

Contagious and filthy disease caught from sharing close quarters with Geoff
Ben: damn you look ill son
Ryan: yeah i got the Geoffyphilis
by csaw October 18, 2008
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Graffiti

A popular pastime for poor people and children with ADHD. One of the reasons why we can't have nice things.
"Daddy, who put all that scribble on the walls?"
"It was those long-hairs from the Occupy Wall St movement. It's their way of saying they the hate people who give them money. People like us. They call it graffiti."
by Reggie_dunbar November 11, 2011
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Geoffrey

The most gay person in the world. One who thinks they are cool.
Geoffrey told the students that meech was a bad word.
by MEECHER May 14, 2014
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