Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

by DSeanK January 28, 2015

Golden pickle

When a mans penis is covered in urine and is gobbled upon, by the opposing sex in a heterosexual relationship and same sex in a homosexual relationship.

I went to peters last night and he totally fed me the golden pickle.

by Golden pickle September 7, 2014

Golden Shark Week

Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.

Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!

by Crybug June 9, 2015

Goder

the god coder

Sam is the Goder!

by NotKav October 17, 2015

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.

"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"

by Kumah November 17, 2016

Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017