Cheesy Gordita crunch

When a person gives oral sex to a women while the said women had a yeast infection.

Karen pressured Chad to get on his knees and munch on her cheesy Gordita crunch

by Chokesondicks March 6, 2021

Victoria arron gordon

A realy good name to give a vagina, because its initials would be V.A.G

Charlotte how's the vag (Victoria arron gordon)
Would the Vicky like to come out and play

by puppy1 May 12, 2009

Gordon Gental

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.

Unfortunately not everyone was.
See Anarchist

by Biafra J July 31, 2004

gorJEEZOUS

When Someone Is Gorgeous and Jesus You're Jealous Of that persons beauty.

Orignated after a girl named Kaley.

"Omg, Did you see that girl? She's tottaly GorJEEZOUS"

"When I grow up I want to be GorJEEZOUS"

by melissa macdouagll September 3, 2007

Gordon's brown

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.

a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!

by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008

Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms

He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".

by Big D-41 November 8, 2008

Dirty Gordita

While engaged in a 69, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth, while simultaneously the female defecates in the male's mouth.

Jack was unpleasantly revisited by his cheap date to Taco Bell, as Jill proceeded to feed him a dirty gordita.

by Dirty_Gordita2 January 3, 2011