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Everlasting Gobbstopper

An everlasting gobbstopper is that little bit of mucus or smegma a person gets stuck in there teeth after oral sex so they taste it for hours or days.
Dammit Janet , I 've had this Everlasting Gobbstopper for two days, you need to wash your pussy next time.
by MadiLush July 10, 2016
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Sloppy Gobstopper

When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus
"She gave me a sloppy gobstopper last night, it was dummy lit"
by Patriquee von seiddit May 7, 2018
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Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.
My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.
by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018
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Dirty Gorbachev

The term 'dirty Gorbachev' can only be achieved when your sexual partner has an exceptionally large forehead. This act is described as leaving a shit mark on your partner's forehead by taking your cock out of their ass and slapping it across their forehead without wiping it off first. The result is that is that the dick leaves a mark similar to that of the prominent birthmark of Mikhail Gorbachev.
To clearly demonstrate Scott's mastery of sexual deviancy, he would regularly plant a dirty Gorbachev on his girlfriends forehead after anal.
by fastaire33 December 19, 2018
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Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
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Robin Gorbie

The name of YouTube's Resident Blue Furry Bird
by robingorbie September 14, 2021
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Russell gorbaty

A true king amongst mere mortals. A genuine soul that is typically too cool
For school.
Russell gorbaty is such An amazing human.
by Russgorb August 8, 2022
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