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glorglesnoof

"I'm gonna glorglesnoof!"
by Susiz April 27, 2022
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Garb goggles

(noun)

Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.
"That girl at the Renaissance Faire was GORGEOUS."

"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."
by Carmelonia July 6, 2009
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schlong-goggles

Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.

This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.

verb; to schlong-goggle
"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"

"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010
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Lust Goggles

when your lust prevents you from seeing the true conciquences of your actions. to you who you are lusting for will always be pretty rad
erin --> "look at my boyfriend aint he a keeper"
other gal --> "no"
erin --> "well i thought so"
other gal --> "wow you got your lust goggles on"
by superstar161156 November 23, 2010
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Safety Goggles

When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.
Guy 1: Nice shades.

Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.
by S.E.D. November 22, 2011
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soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.
While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.
by critz August 12, 2012
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Accent goggles

A condition of finding a person more attractive than they really are, only because they have an accent foreign from yours.
"That German chick I hooked up with last night was super hot!"
"Bro...she looked like David Hasselhoff with tits. You must have had you're accent goggles on"
by The 425 J-train May 23, 2013
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