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American Football

A stupid game for twats who are too pussy to play rugby. The players wear major protective gear so they don't mess up their 'perfect' hair and bend over pretending to throw the ball through their legs while another player stands behind them and gives them anal. There's nothing wrong with gays but there's a time and a place to be bumming a guy.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you want to play American Football?"
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry mate, I'm not gay"
by its stupid June 14, 2010
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Celtic football club

Celtic football club is a club in Glasgow supported by terrorists and paedophiles. The fans are well known for not getting washed and because of this they stink. They will always live in the shadow of the mighty Glasgow Rangers.
Defined .

Me. Who are we playing this weekend?

Friend. Celtic football club

Me. Ah i better not take the kids to that one then.
by Geordiejock March 15, 2018
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USC football

The closest thing to a pro football team Los Angeles has.
Lame. LA doesnt have a pro team. WTF!!


Meh. USC football is pretty good. They could probably beat the Raiders.
by Mikline June 19, 2008
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Fat Football Player

This is a fat football player who is fat, bad at football, and most of all fat. He is also bad in bed with women and has not usage to society at all.
by Kevin Wild Wild West July 12, 2006
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HK FOOTBALL

The fucking coolest most badass football team in the world.
Tim shine is SEXXXY**XD
HK FOOTBALL RULEZ!
Tim Shine was pwning with HK FOOTBALL
Gary Gurecki loves HK FOOTBALL
Sal is the gayest person on HK FOOTBALL
Ryan O'Neal reps for HK FOOTBALL
Johnny Webber rapes face.
by Jelliott Bebber June 27, 2008
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piece of shit football club

Manchester United, Barcelona, Tottenham Spurs, Lazio, and Juventus.
Piece of shit football club, like Man United, Barca, Spurs, Lazio, and Juve, teams with no class and no grace at all.
by Cassano September 16, 2006
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football player

dumb, moronic meat heads who's only job in life is placed at great jeopordy every time they get a concussion.
wow did you see that football player try to eat that plastic fruit? man he is dumb just like all the rest of them.
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